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Joke of the Day
"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."
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"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a river."""
"""Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"" ""DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"""
"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"
"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."
"LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?"
"How does the rabbi make his tea? He-brews it"
"What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming?"
"Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose."
"There is one good thing about pedophiles... its that they drive slowly when going past a school."