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Joke of the Day

"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."

"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both love a tight seal!"

"Sometimes I drink to cure my malaise. If I get drunk this Friday because I am bummed about the end of the world, am I getting sauced because of Mayan-aise?"

"Stuff I think about... I've often wondered what would happen if a Schizophrenic took a multi-vitamin. I have many more of these posers I may or may not post...."

"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""

"Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store..."

"""Do you need help with your math homework Billy?"" ""Yeah I sure do Dad!"" ""Well you're shit out of luck"""

"I think I'm non-committal I mean I'm pretty sure, but, you know, who knows, really?"

"Turkey shot down Syrian helicopter at the border. How did they train it to do that?"

"What is a mortician's favorite side dish? Gravy"