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Joke of the Day
"How does the rabbi make his tea? He-brews it"
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"Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife? At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house."
"[Airport Bar] Me: I'll have a beer, please. Bartender: That'll be $45. Me: Worth it."
"What's the worst part about 9/11? getting your reddit jokes downvoted 14 years later because everyone is a crybaby cunt"
"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."
"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""
"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"
"Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating."
"what does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back **FOUR SECONDS**!"
"What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds."