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Joke of the Day
"What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming?"
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"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."
"What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida!"
"""Go-go-gadget meaningful relationship with daughter,"" the Inspector whispered to his cell phone. But it didn't ring."
"Me: Wake up son! Son: Just 30 more minutes please Me: I'm borrowing your phone Son jumps of the bed: I'm awake!"
"Some lemons just handed me a life."
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"I threw a boomerang yesterday and it didn't come back. How long do you reckon before it's safe to turn around?"
"Alzheimer's cop: do you know why I pulled you over?"
"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."