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Joke of the Day

"There is one good thing about pedophiles... its that they drive slowly when going past a school."

"The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband."

"Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people"

"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."

"What do Pimps and Santa have in common? They stay with 3 ho's"

"What is a British woman on her period? A bloody cunt."

"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."

"What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis? The Dick-tater."

"Why was the iPhone 7 so embarrassed? He was caught jacking off."