194080

Joke of the Day

"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo."

"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."

"Q: What does an attorney wear to work? A: A law suit."

"A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach. ""That won't help you, Joe, you know?"" ""Oh it helps a lot,"" says the man, ""it's the only way I can see the numbers!"""

"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"

"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."

"What is common between a gynecologist and Pizza Deliver guy? They both can smell it but cant eat it."

"All these illegal immigrants...(xpost) ...have crossed the line!"

"What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife? The cold shoulder."