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Joke of the Day
"All these illegal immigrants...(xpost) ...have crossed the line!"
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"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."
"I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like ""core competency"" or ""design out the problem"" or ""I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"""
"I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis."
"ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?"
"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."
"Kick the can If you don't have a can, you can just play ""kick the can't""! Joke courtesy of my dad. Obviously."
"My films ended with the black and white era. The song-writers gone and the music-directors too. Noise rules."
"A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack"
"MURICANS Those who speak 3 language are trilingual , Those who speak 2 language are bilingual And those who speak one language are AMERICANS"