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Joke of the Day
"All these illegal immigrants...(xpost) ...have crossed the line!"
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"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"*walks into funeral while playing the mandolin* ""I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?"" *dead guy sits up in casket* No it sounds lovely. Keep going"
"In retrospect, replying ""Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory"", probably wasn't the best way to respond to my therapist."
"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"
"McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold"
"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""
"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."