124356
Joke of the Day
"What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife? The cold shoulder."
Next Joke
"A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity."
"K Wow! Congratulations! With that 0.1 seconds of your life you saved are you gonna go to Mauritius or Hawaii?"
"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."
"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."
"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
"""Nothing rhymes with orange"" No it doesn't."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo"
"""They like to buy t-shirts reminding each other of the words from movies they have seen and enjoyed"" - me finishing my report on humans"
"I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college."