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Joke of the Day

"What is common between a gynecologist and Pizza Deliver guy? They both can smell it but cant eat it."

"Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods."

"I'm so fat... ...my favorite super hero is the supermarket."

"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"

"Dumb number jokes: What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt."

"Why do people say ""get well soon""? Why don't you want me to get well now?"

"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."

"since you're having surgery tomorrow, get here early and remember no eating after midnight ""because of nausea?"" no, because you're a gremlin"

"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""

"iPhone 8 Screen [REMOVED]"