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Joke of the Day

"I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo."

"The best joke you'll never hear"

"Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3? Because in charge Yoda was."

"Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless."

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"

"What is it called when you kill a chickpea? Hummuside"

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."

"2,000 calories of junk food costs just $3.52 a day. 2,000 calories of dense nutritional foods costs $36.32 a day. No wonder people are fat."

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."

"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."