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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does an attorney wear to work? A: A law suit."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries."

"Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !"

"What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad? Chicken Seizure Salad."

"What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt was able to finish a race."

"Why did the phone keep walking into the wall? It lost its contacts."

"What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A buffaloaf."

"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. Or going to a 7am meeting where my client will ream my ass and I'll just suck up to him. Whatever."

"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."