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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"
Next Joke
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
"Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel ... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go."
"*hands stranger a condom S: I don't need this Me: Yes, you do. I saw the way you pulled out of your driveway. Your pull out game is weak"
"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."
"""If you know about us Canadians, we like to say sorry..."" ""And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"""
"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."
"I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles this morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop."
"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""
"*catches frisbee* ""this is the kinda thing I mean when I say you guys don't take staff meetings seriously"""