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Joke of the Day
"If Adam had been gay We would have all been fucked, except Eve"
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"""Here's your cup of Joe"" - Joe at the sperm bank"
"There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking."
"Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth. Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets."
"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"
"My cardio is mostly just running out of excuses not to exercise."
"Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!"
"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in ;)"
"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"
"""Bigotry"" -an Italian guy describing an oak"