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Joke of the Day

"There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking."

"I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives."

"What do pancakes do when they are scared? They crepe themselves ;D"

"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."

"What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper? You only need one nail to hang the painting."

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."

"Tell the dude at Starbucks your name is Poison Coffee, and when he calls your name, fall out of your chair onto the floor."

"Thousands of Russians in Moscow chant ""Russia without Putin!"" Thousands of Canadians Horrified"

"I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape."