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Joke of the Day
"Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!"
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"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs."
"How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie."
"Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink."
"What is the definition of a 'double standard'? If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual."
"Didja hear about this Calcutta couple who had a little baby girl looked just like a frog? They named her Polly-wog."
"There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool."
"Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? He wanted to wake up oily."
"The cops were called... to the local childcare because a kid was resisting a rest. 30 minutes later the cops were called back because of an apparent kid-napping."