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Joke of the Day

"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."

"who is the most fun on a missing persons case? the search party animal!"

"What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered."

"Me: Diets suck. Why I gotta do it too? Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!"

"Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done? He was always mathturbating."

"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"

"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was."

"Game Journalism ^^^^Thats ^^^^The ^^^^joke"

"What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup? The plot thickens!"