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Joke of the Day
"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"
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"If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs... In the end, there can only be Juan."
"Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through."
"Tonight at the Who concert As the band started up ""You Better You Bet"", the guy next to me stood up to go get a drink. So I asked him - ""Not a fan of their new album?"""
"Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!"
"How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers."
"What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins ""Once upon a time ..."" A southern fairytale begins ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."""
"How many confederate flag bearing husbands does it take to beat up their wives? None, she fell down the stairs."
"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"
"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""