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Joke of the Day

"Game Journalism ^^^^Thats ^^^^The ^^^^joke"

"I think you are amayonazing! I'd take it as a condiment."

"Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right."

"Bat Math Ha ha ha Bat math rules!!"

"If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room."

"Oscar Wilde: Always be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Liam Neeson: I will find them. Wilde: Wait, I meant- Neeson: EVERYONE"

"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"

"Healthcare Costs in America"

"Did you know that it's traditional to serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."