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Joke of the Day

"What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup? The plot thickens!"

"Knock knock? 1 Who's there? 2 Allah 1 Allah who? 2 ALLAHU ACKBAR"

"My girlfriend told me to roleplay as her daddy. So I left her."

"How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal"

"Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church."

"How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Glue bread to the ceiling."

"Q: What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A: A windshield viper."

"[NSFW] My favorite sex act is the JFK... I love blowing my man's head off."

"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."

"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"