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Joke of the Day
"What did the banker use for birth control? His personality"
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"What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? ""Stop those damn Thebes!"""
"What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other? Purranks."
"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"
"Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda."
"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."
"Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin."
"I saw an Asian man jerking off in a starbucks Called him a Fappenchino."
"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"
"When playing ""Got your nose,"" make sure the victim is willing to play. Also, that you're not at a urinal. Also, that it's their nose."