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Joke of the Day
"What did the banker use for birth control? His personality"
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"Dog (curled up, napping): I never poop on the carpet and I love cats. Wife: Is the dog talking in its sleep? ""Shhh let sleeping dogs lie."""
"The biggest problem with my business selling pens and pencils..... Having stationery stock"
"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."
"I couldn't decide how much lettuce to buy Until someone helped me think it through. Turns out, two heads are better than one."
"Everyone had heard of the Ronald McDonald house for abused children..... Now they're opening the tempura house for lightly battered women."
"What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? A sphinxter."
"I thought I understood the Saying ""When Pigs Fly"". but then, the Swine Flu."
"What did the alcoholic say to the bartender? ""You know, I only beat my wife once in a Blue Moon."
"How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit."