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Joke of the Day
"What did the alcoholic say to the bartender? ""You know, I only beat my wife once in a Blue Moon."
Next Joke
"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."
"when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."
"There are two rules for success: 1. never tell everything you know."
"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."
"When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack."
"What do you call a deer missing an eye? No-eye deer."
"How many mm^3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m? There is no dirt in the hole!"