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Joke of the Day

"Dog (curled up, napping): I never poop on the carpet and I love cats. Wife: Is the dog talking in its sleep? ""Shhh let sleeping dogs lie."""

"What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide"

"Always leave the top down in a convertible, even in the rain Worst case scenario, you get to use the car pool lane."

"Who won the first Tour de France? I don't know his name, but I know he was in a German tank."

"The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication, for instance it used to take years to realize you hated your friends."

"What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee"

"I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president."

"My Mom watched me play ""Madden"" for 40 minutes then asked ""What game are you watching?"" I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands."

"That's the pope favorite method of payment? PayPal"

"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"