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Joke of the Day

"What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? A sphinxter."

"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat under a buck."

"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"

"How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. I'll^hear^myself^out... EDIT: Formatting"

"Don't forget to make the strands of dead cells growing from ur skull look cute so u can attract a potential mate."

"What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!"

"My dad says that if I don't stop typing so loudly, he's gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK"

"What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? ""You're nothing budapest!"""

"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."