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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the guy who got frozen to the absolute freezing point? Don't worry, he's 0K now."

"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"

"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."

"My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!"

"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."

"Do you think Lincoln was good at pleasuring the ladies? If he was, did they call him the pounding father?"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong sock."

"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"

"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"

"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"