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Joke of the Day

"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."

"A white officer pulls over a black man for speeding. The cop tells him to mind how fast he's going, lets him off with a warning, and tells him to have a good day."

"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"

"What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked"

"What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up."

"If it wasn't for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn't know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like."

"After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement. Ba-dum tss"

"Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living."

"Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in you ass."