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Joke of the Day

"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"

"Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror."

"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"

"People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world."

"This Halloween, make your friends run in terror by walking into their parties as ""guy with acoustic guitar""."

"If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? K9P."

"A man goes to a doctors office Patient: I have been having a lot of pain in my ear Female doctor: Sir, I think you have an ear infection. Patient: But u havn't even looked at my penis"

"Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit."

"How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb? Why the fuck would a blind man need a light bulb?"

"I hung out with a mushroom today. What a fungi."