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Joke of the Day
"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"
Next Joke
"Hear about the paranoid guy who stopped using twitter? He said everyone was following him."
"I wanted to start my own last minute grandma rental service... But the name InstaGram was already taken."
"I've never gotten along with tall people We just never see eye to eye."
"Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ? Because it didn't happen in 7/11"
"Shout out to little yappy dogs. Literally everything you bark at could eat you."
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's Married"
"There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd."
"Two Zulu's met in my shop today.. They just clicked."
"I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ""I love you.' She said, ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I replied, ""It's me... talking to the beer!"" "