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Joke of the Day
"Do you have a go-to joke to tell someone who is clearly having a bad day?"
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"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."
"My New Year's Resolution 1920 x 1080"
"Mexico is starting to build a wall They're worried about the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected."
"Me: *cleans kitchen and does laundry Wife: looks like someone is getting lucky Me: 1 hour of uninterrupted Call of Duty? W: Yes Me: WOOHOO!"
"Light a man a fire... You'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"
"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."
"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""
"The improper fraction help line is now open 24/7"
"What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free? The Internship"