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Joke of the Day
"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""
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"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."
"Superwife! Gets pissed faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than your longest friendships. Leaps your decisions in a single bound."
"You drive a truck your whole life... and no one calls you a trucker; You suck one cock and all of a sudden you're a cocksucker!"
"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""
"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."
"Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures? She couldn't find any mooovers."
"*bird forgets to set alarm clock* *worm has pretty laid back morning*"
"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."
"Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't."