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Joke of the Day
"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""
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"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."
"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."
"Why isn't there a Windows 9? ""Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?"" ""Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."""
"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."
"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."
"What do you say to a gay man with plumbers butt? Pull up your pants, I can see your vagina. Bahahahahahahahahahaha."
"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"
"Q: What do you call a slow hurricane? A: A slowicane."
"Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? They're all suckers."