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Joke of the Day

"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."

"Girl's status* ""Bored"" 86 likes 27 comments *My status* ""Just got accepted into Harvard! 0 likes 1 comment from Mom: ""nerd"""

"I'm no scientist, but I've long held the theory that monkeys are not as smart as humans because they don't have human brains."

"Why did the bird go to the theater? She wanted to wait in the wings."

"What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's"

"An Existential Question If given the choice between eating outside and watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do? I'd pick Nick."

"The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same"

"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."

"To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status ""it's complicated"" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?"