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Joke of the Day

"What's better than winning the WNBA Championship? Taking a piss without sitting down."

"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."

"ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya"

"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"

"My doctor is getting REALLY tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me."

"What's worse than a dead lawyer? A living one."

"What do people and jellybean have in common? No one likes the black ones"

"He told me I was too pretty not to smile. So I flipped him off, tackled him and shoved my middle finger up his nose. Now I'm smiling."

"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"

"I don't know what's healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich tastes way better than a boiled one."