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Joke of the Day

"Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't."

"Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?"

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"A psychic dwarf just escaped from prison... Apparently there's now a small medium at large"

"My wife said she was leaving me because I'm too kinky I almost choked on her piss when I heard it."

"What do you call a midget with a dildo on backwards? Shrimp cocktail."

"Literal People Anonymous Welcome to Literal People Anonymous, would everyone please take a seat. NO, WAIT! BRING THOSE CHAIRS BACK!"

"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Did you hear the Energizer bunny got arrested? He was charged with battery."

"How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time."