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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures? She couldn't find any mooovers."

"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."

"Orange Jews 100% Concentrated."

"How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon"

"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"

"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."

"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."

"What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? The dick"

"How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on which method you try...."

"*breaks out of prison *hunted by police for weeks *crawls thru 22 miles of mud to your house* Me: <taps on your window> DID YOU GET MY TEXT?"