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Joke of the Day

"You drive a truck your whole life... and no one calls you a trucker; You suck one cock and all of a sudden you're a cocksucker!"

"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"

"I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night."

"What do you call a Pokemon with a STD? Vulvasoar"

"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"

"Uber dressed up some of their vehicles as Star Wars Stormtroopers in Manhattan... I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything."

"Change is hard So don't throw coins."

"Look at me! I'm a morning person! Let's work out! Get worms! Drive garbage trucks! Use exclamation points!"

"I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open"

"Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think ""Wow, this is Awesome!"""