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Joke of the Day
"It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run."
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"ME: *angrily dragging wife thru the mall* Maybe THIS jewelry store will have one. HER: I don't think you get what a tornado watch is."
"What's a Mexicans favorite candy? Jelly beaners."
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."
"If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win? Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days."
"Thank you, iPhone predictive text, for sending my mother a message that said ""WOOOOFUCKYEAH!"" There's no joke here except I'm 30 & grounded."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seatbelt..."
"""Hey Barack"" ""yes Joe?"" ""I bet T-Rex's took terrible selfies"" ""Ok Joe"" ""Because they had..."" ""Short arms Joe, yes. I get it. I get it buddy"""
"What's it called when Batman ditches church? Christian bail."
"What do nine out of ten people enjoy? A gangbang."