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Joke of the Day
"What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English? Sorry, eh."
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"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."
"WINSTON CHURCHILL: ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" ONE-LEGGED MAN WHO BARELY SURVIVED A SHARK ATTACK: ""Yeah... and sharks"""
"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"
"""Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight.""-You, counting your lucky stars."
"Did you know that Hillary's planning on being the first TG President? Yeah - after she's elected, she has plans to turn into a woman."
"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."