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Joke of the Day

"Two sausages are sitting in a skillet... One sausage says to the other, ""It's getting a little hot in here..."" The other sausage turns to him and says, ""OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!"""

"I hate when people look at me and proclaim ""well look what the cat dragged in"". Do I look like a dead bird, small rodent, or used tampon?"

"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."

"COMMERCIAL: [a man is having his bloody infected foot amputated] Narrator: SHOES"

"What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany? Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here"

"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"

"What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !"

"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"

"What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage"

"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"