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Joke of the Day

"I sniffed my work shirt to see if it was too dirty. Unfortunately I work at a chloroform factory and woke up 6 hours late for my shift"

"How dare room service question ""how many people"" I need 8 mimosas for "

"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""

"First they came for the verbs... First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs."

"Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark."

"What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter."

"A man tried to sell me a coffin today I told him that was the last thing I needed."

"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."

"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."

"SPELLING BEE: spell ""configurable"" ME: C-O-N-F-I-G-U-R-A-B-- SPELLING BEE: (interupting) yes i am a bee but i fail to see why thats relevant"