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Joke of the Day

"Here only 2 out of 11 jokes are funny... Because 9/11 jokes are not funny. ^^Derp ^^:D"

"Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."

"What goes ""clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"" An Amish drive by."

"My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted."

"A survey was held on what citizens of the United Kingdom thought of the new DOOM game... The overwhelming response was ""bloody hell"""

"Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it's given me another reason to stare at their tits."

"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."

"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"

"""So my doctor just told me my DNA was backwards."" ""And?"""

"I would like to work as a janitor in Microsoft. I could see myself excel in that job."