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Joke of the Day

"If the car behind me honks while waiting for my parking space at the mall, I turn off my car and visibly start a rubik's cube."

"When I do laundry I tell people I'm going to 1943 Cause I got to separate the whites and colors"

"Staying at a hotel tonight which means I get to play everyone's favorite game: Are you smarter than a new shower?"

"(Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.) Text: Hey what are you up to?"

"I have a very obedient dog, whenever I tell him 'Are you coming with me or not?', he is coming with me. Or not."

"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."

"Why did the midget laugh while walking across the field? Because the grass tickled his balls."

"If Wednesday is hump day... Would that make Tuesday foreplay day?"

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."

"Every Time a Child Isn't Conceived During Sex... ... It's usually the result of a short cumming"