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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."

"No, you hang up first. Me to Pizza Hut"

"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""

"Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, SHE DOES NOT MEAN FOR CHRISTMAS!"

"My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10. After a decade of marriage he's still nuts over her."

"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."

"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."

"I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it. A great mussell memory."

"Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn? To scare off Cat burglars!"

"If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere."