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Joke of the Day
"""So my doctor just told me my DNA was backwards."" ""And?"""
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"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."
"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""
"Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair."
"Where do pots go on vacation? JaPAN! From my 9 year old."
"I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on."
"I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes."
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."
"All these mass shootings make me think... ... People must really hate Catholics right now"
"I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won't stop stripping & I have to call it Cinnamon."