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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between drunk people and black people? Drunk people are found **IN** bars. Black people are found **BEHIND** them."

"Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise but it's hard to get them to work."

"What is important in relationships? Reflexivity and transitivity."

"Originally I didn't like having a beard but then it grew on me."

"Whenever i get job applications, the first thing i do is throw half of them in the trash. I don't want to hire any unlucky people"

"What does a Muslim redneck wear? A murka"

"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."

"I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte."

"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."

"Two muffins cooking in a oven One says ""fuck it's hot in here"" the other says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin"""