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Joke of the Day

"Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise but it's hard to get them to work."

"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"

"Why are there so many Jews? It's the only race that's well accounted for."

"I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."

"Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!"

"Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular? He was a polar bear!"

"Kleptomaniacs really don't understand jokes Because they always takes things literally."

"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer X-post from /r/imsmartandthisisfunny"

"The cops came across these two kids. One was eating batteries, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other."

"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""