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Joke of the Day

"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."

"Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out."

"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."

"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"

"Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!"

"At my trial the judge asked me how i justified using force to get women to sleep with me... Apparently ""Because I'm a Jedi"" wasn't a good enough excuse"

"Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."

"Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks."

"They say ""confidence"" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say ""not banging my friends"" would be a very close 2nd"

"Why were all the ships sinking Because the japanese just learned to fly and were looking for a fun target"