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Joke of the Day

"I could never run for a political office I'm too out of shape. I could, however, waddle for a political office"

"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"

"Did you hear about the christian rapper who went missing? He never did turn up."

"What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom? A fake name"

"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"I take everything with a grain of salt these days Now I have hypertension"

"How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers."

"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."

"""8. I have 8 condoms full of hummus taped to my person right now. Anyway, enough about me, can I get you folks started with an appetizer?"""

"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"