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Joke of the Day

"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."

"Husband: ""I have good news and bad news"" Wife: ""Tell me the bad news first."" Husband: ""The washing machine broke."" Wife: ""And the good news?"" Husband: ""The dogs are clean."""

"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"

"Still waiting for mine to mature into adultneys."

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."

"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""

"thesaurus had the greatest vocabulary of all the dinosaurs"

"What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans The black ones steal your watch"

"Wifey is giving me the Silent Treatment for spending the entire night on Twitter. Win/Win, you guys... Win/Win."