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Joke of the Day

"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"I'm torn about whether masturbation is good or not On one hand it feels really good"

"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."

"Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."

"What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic? I forget"

"The Monkey Do you know why the monkey fell out of the tree because he was fucking dead."

"How do you look for Will Smith? Look for Fresh Prints"

"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."

"I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely."""

"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"