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Joke of the Day
"What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom? A fake name"
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"I've been a little worried about the voices I hear in my head,.. .. luckily one of them is a therapist and he's been helping me through it."
"What language do pirates speak? Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times."
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?"
"british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]"
"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"
"How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs? They don't like any kind of jobs"
"Why did the vegetable kill himself? He didn't carrot all."
".@Starbucks it is 2014 why don't you sell pickles"