193585

Joke of the Day

"What do you call 27 West Virginians? A full set of teeth."

"What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common? The government will watch you for the next 15+ years"

"Were you on Baywatch? Cause I've been watching you... bae.. More of a creepy line."

"What did the Arab say to his goat? Jihad Me at hello"

"Have you heard the Eric Garner joke? It's so funny I can't breathe Edit: Woah gold, thank you kind stranger :D"

"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."

"I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth."

"Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining."

"Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport... Twelve women, three periods each."

"Some people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."