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Joke of the Day
"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."
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"My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish for a walk, but I'll show her!"
"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""
"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."
"What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership? ""Audi"""
"I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
"I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles."
"The Indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. He had Hindigestion."
"What do toys and boobs have in common? **They were both originally made for *kids*, but *dad* ends up playing with them!**"
"At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?"