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Joke of the Day
"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."
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"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."
"I just got a job crushing cans... It's soda-pressing."
"Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho."
"Remember that time Hitler had a juice cleanse?"
"How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A sumo wrestler shaves his legs."
"""Mom, what does married mean?"" Taking naps together ""Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?"" No, that means he's getting divorced"
"TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s That's why they call it Hungary."