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Joke of the Day

"What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common? The government will watch you for the next 15+ years"

"A man is buying an apple, a banana, and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""

"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."

"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"

"who many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? two. one to screw in the bulb and and to hold the cock, LADDER!"

"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"

"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"

"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."

"What's Trump's favorite place to shop? *Wall-Mart* ^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning"

"I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee. Left cold and empty with my name written across them."